We have a website that directs calls to my desk and lately I've been getting calls for some electric company in the UK. It's actually their emergency line so I get frantic people demanding I do something to turn their lights back on immediately. The second time it happened the fellow was going on and on and I wasn't sure what he was talking about because our company makes electrical contacts so questions about electricity aren't totally abnormal. I finally said,"What is your question?" and he said,"It's all dark here, what are you going to do to get the lights back on?". So then I realized that I couldn't help him. I got another call today and I was really tempted to say, "Sorry, Sir, you've reached the colonies. I'm afraid you're plum out of luck" but I didn't.
My groomer friend is going to stop by on Friday to give her a haircut. I'm so glad she makes house calls. Otherwise we would have to wait at least 4 weeks when the babies start eating solid food.